What a Carve Up!

Mewspaper-columnist Hilary gets thousands for telling it like it isn´t, Henry´s turning hospitals into car parks; Roddy´s selling art in return for sex; down on the farm Dorothy´s squeezing every last pound from her livestock; Thomas is making a killing on the stock exchange; and Mark is selling arms to dictators. But once their hapless biographer Michael Owen starts investigating the family´s trail of greed, corruption and immoral doings, the time grows ripe for the Winshaws to recieve their comeuppance...